Brandt Hughes : Indefinitely Perturbed: Archive

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Time-Love Continuum

9;44pm: Taking Elizabeth out on our first date, riding The First Lady's Aerodrome! I know we just met, but she feels like a keeper. Eeep!
9;55pm: Man, these gondolas are a trip, y'all. Columbia Authorities random screenings my ass.
9;57pm: Phew, I found some bananas in the trash to hold me over. Hope Elizabeth didn't see me eat it. I still got it.
10;08pm: I think talking about my dead wife didn't go over very well, but she had never tried cotton candy before… So I kind of broke even, right?
10;33pm: Shit's getting weird out here, guys. I'm going to take a quick detour to the Hall of Heroes to wrap my mind around this. Hope she likes history!
10;51pm: I knew I was going to have to fight off some guys to keep Elizabeth, but nobody told me it would be TO THE DEATH! There's a lot of blood.
10;54pm: I mean it's seriously everywhere, this is going to stain.
11;08pm: In retrospect, I'm starting to think Hall of Heroes was a bad choice. A lot of weird undertones for just the first date.
11;34pm: Oh come on, Slate, guy drops ONE piece of ham in the snow and he NEVER HEARS THE END OF IT. Way to ruin an otherwise pleasant evening.
12;20pm: Ugh, I always find the worst things to say, now she's crying. What a disaster.
12;25pm: Great, she won't even talk to me now. Just pout then.
1;09pm: All right! Finally a break, she wants to go to the Good Time Club. That, by necessity, obliges good times. Everything's coming up Brandt!
1;51pm: Don't want to ruin the mood, but our date definitely just got trans-dimensional, if you hear what I'm saying. Just crushing the time-love continuum over here.
3;08pm: Oh yeah, got her voxophone number!

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Jimmy Ruffalo's Estate

To whom it may concern. Jimmy Ruffalo’s estate as it stands beyond his tenure in adventure. EXPERIENCE • 16,410.7000148 XP - to be kept on Ruffalo’s person, delighting his appreciation for mad stats. PERSONAL ITEMS • 9 Iron Rations - to be donated to a local orphanage, unless they’ve gone bad, at which point Ruffalo will feed them to some ducks or something. • 3 Small Sacks and...

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A Storm Is Brewing

There are a great many things I do not believe in, but one truth I hold a lot of stock in, is that everything changes. I’ve come to accept this through years of resisting that very unfaltering reality. Although recently I actually embraced a change and it’s catalyzing a great many things, one of which is where I invest my productivity. For better or worse, I can find productivity in...

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Thoughts On Ideas

The topic of discussion for tonight is: ideas (especially good ones). I’m sure this won’t be an unfamiliar description for some, and most experience it, but I’ve never quite heard it properly articulated. Some days I run across a stray thought, something that puts a stopper to all semblance of continuity. All great ideas stem from conversation, either internally or externally,...

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