I designed a new banner for my YouTubes!
Got frustrated drawing something at the airport so I drew myself frustrated at the airport.
Let me pitch you my new movie, Gosling.
Ryan Gosling plays himself in a genre-bending documentary, where we soon find a startling trend of hatred towards geese. The way they look, they way they act, the way they think; he loathes every fiber of them. For reasons beyond his control, he wakes up only to find he has become five literal goslings and must survive the harsh social hierarchy of geese and what it truly means to be a goose (much less five)! After plenty of hijinks at his high school reunion, where he wins the basketball season, he comes to terms with being goslings and never changes back. The movie industry falls without his human form, but Ryan Gosling becomes an unlikely martyr for the geese. He can’t really do much about it because he is still five goslings. We now live in a goose-centric reality, that is, only until Ryan Goslings reach the end of their natural life-cycle, at which point he is reborn in new geese who now have the power of water, earth, blatant disregard for others, fire, and air. Only the five true goslings, masters of all geese, can bring our planet back into the intellectual balance of societies who put geese in their place, the way Ryan Gosling always knew should be.
I’ll be waiting for your funding.
THIS ENDS TONIGHT!
We’re doing a contest to give away TEN copies of SUPERFIGHT!
SUPERFIGHT! Is a party game played with cards that’s all about deciding who would win in a fight. Think Apples to Apples meets Cards Against Humanity.
Then, after they meet, they fight to the death.
It just launched this week on Kickstarter! Come help make it happen!
To enter for your chance to win, just reblog this post!
The ten winners will be chosen at random from the rebloggers at 7 PM PST on Wednesday, March 6th.
If you are chosen and you already backed the project at $25 or above, you will be upgraded to the DELUXE NUMBERED COLLECTOR’S EDITION of SUPERFIGHT! The game comes in a custom-made wooden box with ALL of the expansion packs, AND a custom-made FIGHT LOG to keep track of the funniest matches!
Enter as many times as you like by reblogging as many times as you like, (but PLEASE go easy on your followers)(do as I say, not as I do).
Quick sketch for a friend who asked for something other than this. I thought it was funny in context.
I don’t have a good grasp on time these days, but what felt like a few months ago this post showed up in my tumblr feed. It was a text post at a moderate length, vague in its purpose, propositioning me for a shipping address. NICE TRY, PERSON ON THE INTERNET. The post was up for maybe an hour? It came from findthestarlight, who I never remembered following.
What a peculiar sight it must have been. I remember being so perplexed, but compelled to oblige. I did a compulsory google search to get a rough idea of what the hell this was all about. There were very few results, but most prominent among them was luckyshirt’s twitter page, wherein his website listing was findthestarlight’s without reason. That was enough for me. I guess that doesn’t make a strong argument for my logic and reasoning; what is it this guy got himself into, and why should I care when it’s not his usual jokes about burritos, cats, or Jesus’s birthday? I still don’t have an answer for that, but at least now I have a little more to show for it.
I recall he was going to ditch the luckyshirt moniker, but I’m really glad he didn’t. I find it all more interesting in the context that these things that I find worth my time are coming from a dad who’s making things worth his time instead of teaching kids what gifs are (because that’s what he gets paid to do).
So now findthestarlight has started to find its place, albeit cryptically, as an uncompromising story told through the veil of mystery. Short stories, enigmatic clues, and delivered plot devices have all gone into telling a story in a fascinating way. There’s a kickstarter, which is interesting in its own right. If luckyshirt (and I know you’re reading this) spontaneously imploded I would be pretty sad, and now findthestarlight is one of the multiple reasons why.
I am inexplicably drawn to this, and I think you should be too.
Let’s do one final contest.
Go here and see what has happened.
See, this is the final week of my request for help. And everything waits on the results.
The support I have already received has changed things. Now everything waits for the end of this week, as what is left of this chapter and the path to The Orange Key will depend entirely on what happens there this week.
For those just joining us, go here to read the main scenes of this story so far, and here to learn more about how this story is being told.
If such things capture your attention, please follow there.
To put things simply: we need a large net. And we need that het to have as few holes as possible.
So I am asking for your help this one last time before finishing what we have begun.
If you have any interest in this story, and if your ways allow for such things, I would be very grateful if you would repeat this link wherever you can:
I ask you do that for the sake of this story alone.
For those who do so here by reposting this post, I will select four names at random to receive an Alchemy Starter Set at the close of these last six days on Sunday, February 10th at 4:22 pm EST.
For those of you who post the link to twitter with the #findthestarlight tag, two will be selected on the same date to receive an Alchemy Starter Set.
Thank you all so very much for your help, for your patience, for your kind words and encouragement, and for your attention.
The best of luck to us all.